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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="https://communities.bentley.com/cfs-file/__key/system/syndication/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Michael Reilly's Activities</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/members/2d36a479_2d00_1418_2d00_4351_2d00_80cc_2d00_2d435a243198</link><description>Michael Reilly's recent activity</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>Telligent Community 12</generator><item><title>Config file in appl folder breaks SS3</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/products/administration/f/product-administration-forum/140596/config-file-in-appl-folder-breaks-ss3</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2017 23:17:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">6dad98f5-dbc9-4c4d-a9ba-e9da8dc6aa8e:74ac29ac-870e-426e-9243-b019822ff27b</guid><dc:creator>Michael Reilly</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi Everyone&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We run SS2 but I&amp;#39;ve just had my machine re-imaged SS3 was installed. &amp;nbsp;We have a CFG&amp;nbsp;file in the appl folder that&amp;nbsp;breaks SS3 but is ok with SS2. &amp;nbsp; The CFG file contents are&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;%if exists (\\Networkfilepath\CAD_Build\Microstation\WorkSpace\ADM.cfg) &lt;br /&gt;%include \\&lt;span&gt;Networkfilepath&lt;/span&gt;\CAD_Build\Microstation\WorkSpace\ADM.cfg &lt;br /&gt;%endif&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;even if&amp;nbsp;&lt;span&gt;\\&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Networkfilepath&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;\CAD_Build\Microstation\WorkSpace\ADM.cfg is a blank file or non existent the problem occurs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;When the CFG files is in the aapl folder the &amp;quot;Task&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;toolbar does not appear and the &amp;quot;Main&amp;quot; tool bar is empty.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Any help appreciated.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Here&amp;#39;s what the main toolbar looks like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Ask A Question I</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/achievements/460ac7df-7ccc-4c42-a204-9e05eef3be09</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:16:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">6dad98f5-dbc9-4c4d-a9ba-e9da8dc6aa8e:75fe9ec8-4400-40c3-aa47-10ea01feb45f</guid><dc:creator /><description>Ask a question in a forum.</description></item><item><title>graffiti</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/products/microstation/w/askinga/3964/graffiti</link><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 14:59:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">6dad98f5-dbc9-4c4d-a9ba-e9da8dc6aa8e:7fea2635-4de5-49ac-9335-8409d4faf8f9</guid><dc:creator>Michael Reilly</dc:creator><description>&lt;p style="text-align:center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color:#c0c0c0;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Please add your graffiti to the&lt;em&gt; top&lt;/em&gt; of the list and read from the bottom&amp;nbsp;up.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I might be bi-polar, but at least i&amp;#39;m not bi-polar&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Roses are red. &amp;nbsp;Violets are blue. &amp;nbsp;I&amp;#39;m schizophrenic and so am I.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I just ate 4 hamburgers&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Girl power!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ah yes, the ole Turbo Button... 386 i think it was. Kinda like a Fisher Price button for computers.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;BEEP BEEP BEEP This is only a TEST!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Anyone remember the &amp;quot;turbo&amp;quot; button ??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;你们被打败了！&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;Ctrl+Alt+Delete&amp;quot; is easier than &amp;quot;Esc+Shift+A+Space+F12+Insert+Q&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There once was a froggie&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;why &amp;quot;Ctrl+Alt+Delete&amp;quot; ?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;well you have to know these things when your a King you know&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;and now for something completely different&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How do you know so much about swallows?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I applogize - I just found the previous swallow post - daaaaang !!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What do you mean?&amp;nbsp; An African or European swallow?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The hurrier I go, the be-hinder I get.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t cross the river if you can&amp;#39;t swim the tide&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What do you call a duck that lands in a bowl of soup?...Quackers!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A few more steps, and we&amp;#39;ll be safe in the fireswamp. We&amp;#39;ll never make it. Nonsense! You&amp;#39;re only saying that because no one ever has.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;EazizForizYouToSayiz&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;YizItDatDerIzsoManyMoreOrzizAzzizDanDerIzOrziz?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You keep using that word.&amp;nbsp; I do not think it means what you think it means.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That&amp;#39;s inconceivable.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Off to a good start I see.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Duh???&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I had a soup for lunch, it had a gnat in it.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;At least you don&amp;#39;t have to eat my wifes cooking. BARF&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nor, my husbands!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hee Hee...most men are lousy cooks.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That&amp;#39;s not fair. Look at Emeril!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And the Galloping Gourmet!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And Homer Simpson!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Doh!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I cook well. My wife cooks better. My Dutch side says Hi.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Man&amp;#39;s got to know his limitations...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Even derivatives have limits...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When you feel limited, look up to the open sky. Just not when it&amp;#39;s raining hard.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Or when you&amp;#39;re standing under a flock of sea gulls.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Or pigeons&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dude, where&amp;#39;s my car?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How nice, this has been &amp;quot;Sanitized for your protection.&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.&amp;quot; ~Robert Heinlein&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is Inga a real person?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I think that &amp;quot;Inga&amp;quot; is just a character for this website.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who are you kidding? Of course she&amp;#39;s real.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Has anyone here ever met her in real life?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ve seen Inga -- she was with Elvis.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I have seen Inga several times, I assure you she is real&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am the CADD MASTER!!! You must obey me!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No we don&amp;#39;t&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The force is strong with this one&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not too strong for us!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;AccuDraw... Do I need to say anything more?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Throwing acid is wrong, in some people&amp;#39;s eyes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When does a hill become a mountain&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On the way up&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CAD- Computer Aided Doodling...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My cookie has crumbeled&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My cookie was baked.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I forgot my cookie...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;BLAH BLAH BLAH&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ll drink you&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A nice collection for you to fiddle with&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pick poke and pray&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Something&amp;#39;s got to give... I hope it&amp;#39;s not me.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your what hurts?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2000 levels-200 filters-Testing the limits!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You cannot drink all that you think...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hippies are fun&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Man, I need a job....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Je suis un g&amp;acirc;teau de chocolat.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am a chocolate cake.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And I am the cherry on top&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The faster we go, the rounder we get...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is anyone getting any work done?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Africa for the next BE Conference!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Canada for the next BE Conference!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Austrailia for the next BE conference!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Holland for the next one!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Africa comes first alphabetically!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An Autochthonous African Aardvark Accedes Ants 8-)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How close to the hole is port butt?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pork butt makes great barbecue&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a Lumberjack.....&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am going to blow up my computer&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Red wine with fish, what&amp;#39;s next&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Red wine with beer?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CAD, made by hand!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Get me away from this duck!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am better than awesome!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Are you for good, or for awesome?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m damed good and awesome&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Think I&amp;#39;ll go flip hamburgers for a living.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yeah, we&amp;#39;re pretty friggin cool alright.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I suck&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Zoom in&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Santa Clause - the first true UFO...?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The mouse police never sleeps...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No matter where you go, there you are!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My hovercraft is full of eels&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Awake the dream that is inside your head,please...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You are being watched!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why is blue?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Will you sing for me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My mother had eyes on the back of her head!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I really don&amp;#39;t need to learn anymore&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Once upon a time in the West....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What are you guys on?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Will you sing for me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;La laaaa lala lllllaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if you don&amp;#39;t you&amp;#39;ll do&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if you do you&amp;#39;ve done&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;and if you can&amp;#39;t you won&amp;#39;t&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Beware the eeeeevil goat of Porfell !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;hello world&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;May the Force be with you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;vote for Pedro&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Phase one in which Doris gets her oats!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Anybody watch cricket?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;XenoMorph&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What training budget?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dont throw sucker darts at George&amp;#39;s monitor&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jumbo shrimp&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Favorite oxymoron&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;my head hurts............&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ve just forgotten that I remembered that I&amp;#39;ve got Alzheimer&amp;#39;s...don&amp;#39;t forget to remind me next time?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Everybody likes parfaits!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If everyone actually paid attention there wouldn&amp;#39;t be any conservatives.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There wouldn&amp;#39;t be any liberals either.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;State Worker&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Federal Employee&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;...bring me a shrubbery.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t be so globalist, identify yourself !!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Conservative Liberal&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You are unique and special, just like everyone else.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Oxymoron to add: Free ***.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Well that didn&amp;#39;t work.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Practice safe eating - always use condiments.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When two egotists meet, it&amp;#39;s an I for an I.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Can&amp;#39;t never did!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mississippi - Gas $2.03 Gal&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Calgary - $0.89 / Liter&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Happy Mother&amp;#39;s Day&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I love Americans&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I do all my own stunts&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m up to two beers on lunch.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What&amp;#39;s all this?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The dog has not been fed in years...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Next is the part where you say something really smart and perverse without falling off the back of the tailgate and spilling&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;TGIF! AGAIN&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;nbsp;spilled two beers on lunch&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who&amp;#39;s feeding the dog?!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I love my job!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;TGIF&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I like reading poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I need the weekend now!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Oh brain! Wherefore art thou?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I got an XB9R with a flat tar.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My voice and mallard ducks&amp;#39; quacks do not echo. No one knows why.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Elevators smell different to midgets.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Its still only monday :(&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;nope its tuesday now!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Happy Tuesday to all!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;HAPPY WEDNESDAY&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hi all!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;YaHooooo!!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Howdy Y&amp;#39;all&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Awake the dream that is inside your head, please!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Let the children have their way&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eat now.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just another Manic Monday!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I hate Mondays!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I wish is was Sunday!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ha! I wish it was Friday!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Oh Happy Hump Day&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I wish I knew what I was doing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It Is FRIDAY!!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Moo!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s just you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The boys will like it.......&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The sun is shining in Breda&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;African or European Swallow?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Then it&amp;#39;s just a simple question of weight ratios.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cad, uh, Good God, what is it good for?...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Absolutely something, say it again...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Speed Limit 25, Unless Otherwise Posted???&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s not the fall that kills you, it&amp;#39;s the landing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Blimey!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday, Alright! Sunday...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That just goes to prove that the Beatles had it right with &amp;quot;Eight Days a Week&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The wheel is turnin&amp;#39; and you can&amp;#39;t slow down...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Midas should have used that for their brake ads&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;When you wish upon a star...&amp;quot;, by Jiminy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Did you know that turtles can recognize faces?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;...but can faces recognize turtles??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You can&amp;#39;t let go and you can&amp;#39;t hold on...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You can&amp;#39;t go back and you can&amp;#39;t stand still....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;KISS keep it simple stupid&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;I reject your reality and substitute my own!&amp;quot; - Adam Savage&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If the thunder don&amp;#39;t get you then the lightning will!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have u ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why is abbreviation such a long word?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Speaking of why... ever noticed that most cows illustrated in children&amp;#39;s books have horns and udders?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I have as many snow angels in my yard as nose prints on my windows : )&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Merry Christmas&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Always look on the bright side of life!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Life, the Universe and Everything? &amp;quot;42&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your not from a farm ... they can have both ....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Everybody&amp;#39;s got to be somewhere!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I usually go to the restroom for that...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No matter where you go .....there you are !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am not a player, I am the game. &amp;nbsp; -Ahyakbaba&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Rocket house&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why do they call a building when its finshed being built?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why do they call it comfort room? Is it comfortable in there?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No matter where I went, there I was.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;OK Bud, your money or your life!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wait a minute, I&amp;#39;m thinking it over...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Whose idea was it to put an &amp;quot;S&amp;quot; in the word &amp;quot;lisp&amp;quot;?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Good morning&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;In the 60&amp;#39;s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Let&amp;#39;s go to Memphis in the meantime.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pizza time!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I can just see it now..... you.... me....... the moon. Wear a tie so I know which one is you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;M ALIVE!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t talk to me unless you have choculate&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who are the people in your neighborhood?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If it&amp;#39;s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The question is..who came first...the elusive egg or the cowardly chicken?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;All your base are belong to us.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at the same time!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;All your base are belong to us? Check your grammar dude!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I graffiti therefore I am.....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The non-cad guy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;To draft is to dream&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yeah, me too.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When the fat lady sings!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I like waffles!!!!!!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If I stopped to think, I would not be able to start again.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why isn&amp;#39;t the number 11 pronounced onety one?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;uhhhstation!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There is a cure!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are 10 kinds of people in the world &amp;mdash; those who understand binary numbers, and those who don&amp;#39;t.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if you&amp;#39;re always hitting the seat, it might be time to sit down!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you always do what you&amp;#39;ve always done, you&amp;#39;ll always get what you always got!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never expect anything - you&amp;#39;ll just end up being disappointed!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some people are alive only because it&amp;#39;s against the law to kill them.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What we&amp;#39;ve got here is failure to communicate...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Deja Moo: The feeling that you&amp;#39;ve heard this bull before&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;ldquo;The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that thought cannot think&amp;rdquo;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, &amp;quot;Dam!&amp;quot;.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hoof Hearted, Ice Melted&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two guys walk into a bar. Third guy ducked.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hey Charlie, tell them what the BigMan says!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What, No gravy???&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who&amp;#39;s the BigMan?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m the BigMan&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And what about me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Are you single?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Only in your dreams&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A dyslexic man walks into a bra&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn&amp;#39;t much, but the reception was excellent.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Flatline wuz here :)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Delete Me :-)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dyslexics Untie!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some people are like Slinky&amp;#39;s. Pretty much useless, but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Recipes from the Donner Party Cookbook...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The answer is oblivious&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Everyone knows the speed of light, but what is the speed of darkness?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Precision guesswork is our specialty&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you don&amp;#39;t listen, you will FEEL!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If the world didn&amp;#39;t suck, we would all fall off&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Winner of the &amp;#39;Least Impressive Resume Highlight&amp;#39; contest: I Invented Formula 408&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I also invented WD-37, 38 &amp;amp; 39&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I invented 4-Up, 5-Up &amp;amp; 6-Up but then I gave-Up&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What&amp;#39;s your favorite oxymoron?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Happily Married&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Army Intelligence&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Head Butt&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pretty Ugly&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Work Party&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Billy Mays&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go ahead backup&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;KU Sucks&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;None of us is as dumb as all of us&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;8 bits to a byte..&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hi Guys is there a cell tool that will search and list the number of certain cells in a model..??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yay for record gas prices!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m a right brained freak in a left brained world&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. &amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Say Hi to Dan. Hi Dan.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hi Dan.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Were my train of thought frequently stops.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;HONK !!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Honk if you love Inga !!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t tell me the sky is the limit when there&amp;#39;s footprints on the moon.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Feel the burn.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Honk Honk Honk&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How do you write analphabetic&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ther&amp;eacute;s no railway to wisdom. It goes step by step.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who was it that said alcohol is bad for your memory?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No matter where you go, there your are!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What did the buffalo say to his male child as he was leaving? Bison.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;NaughtySeven&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;4:13pm 2nd January&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It SHOULD work !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Errors have been made........ Others will be blamed.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I didn&amp;#39;t go to work today - the voices told me to go fishing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Honk!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Life is fatal&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I woz &amp;#39;ere&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is this supposed to be there?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It doesn&amp;#39;t take me long to get nothing done&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Horse walks into a bar, bartenter asks &amp;quot;why the long face&amp;quot;.....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Groooooaaaaaannnn&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i waz ere, yes i waz, waz i ere, cause i waz!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s snowing and sunny at the same time. Global warming?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am the father !!!!!!!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Howdy Howdy Howdy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Zitten hier ook Limburgers op?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ne, maar hamburgers zijn heel erg lekker.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Water your grass; its not greener on the other side.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand-seven-hundred-and-twenty-to-one !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Anyone can be a dad, it takes someone special to be a Poppy!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Meow meow meow meow&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You are unique and special, just like everyone else.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The only thing constant in life is change&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The only thing you Engineering people need to learn in life is how to leave your work at work. Flush your BlackBerry, your family misses you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;BlackBerry: Invented by bosses to trick you into working for free.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never tell me the odds!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If it&amp;#39;s one thing I can&amp;#39;t stand, it&amp;#39;s the lies and the deceit! ...you know who.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You&amp;#39;ve got to ask yourself one question: &amp;#39;Do I feel lucky?&amp;#39; Well, do ya punk?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;My dog! It&amp;#39;s full of Rats!&amp;quot; - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This comment is intentionally left blank.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I thought I had a brainstorm, it was drizzle&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My favorite pictures: www.pbase.com/imorozoff&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dr. Who rocks&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s easier to steer a car that&amp;#39;s moving&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The world is here to break us..... but some of us are stronger at the breaking point&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What&amp;#39;s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.&amp;quot; Stuart Smalley&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The world is round, we&amp;#39;ll get there.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t tell me what you are going to do. Tell me what you did.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A mediocre teacher tells. A good teacher explains. A superior teacher shows. A great teacher inspires.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We don&amp;#39;t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It takes a minutes to have a crush on someone, a day to like someone, a week to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This Graffiti page is the best part of my day!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I heart graffiti&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The sun should shine at night, when it&amp;#39;s needed more.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That&amp;#39;s a 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I&amp;#39;ve always wanted, now I have it, I RULE!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When everything is coming your way, make sure that you are NOT in the wrong lane.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There ar three errors inn this sentence...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Do you look familiar??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Take up the cudgels!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Architect humor....Frank Lloyd Wright walks into a bar...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Another password forgotten {sigh} time to create a new account&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Nnobody cares about apathy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CadPoo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bingo, Bingo the clowno&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just relax, go limp, and let it happen.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Engage autodrive.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My Name is Frisky Dingo and I use Just for Men - it works!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ll procrastinate later&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;For sale: One set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Do these blow up into funny shapes? Not unless round&amp;#39;s funny.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Then like in poetry, I go dot dot dot...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I think the dots go between Medulla and Oblongata&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The DOTS are where I say they are...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You&amp;#39;re a Tunesmith...that&amp;#39;s your trade&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I play cards with J.D Shellnut cheif PO-lice...Laws on my side&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, &amp;quot;What&amp;#39;s this? A joke?&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I believe I can see the future, ............because I repeat the same routine.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;***dirty joke: a guy was walking down the street and falls into a mud puddle&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Google won&amp;#39;t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don&amp;#39;t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two cells walk into a bar -- bartender says &amp;quot;Not here... you need File &amp;gt; Models &amp;gt; Import Models&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Spawn Me....Think Me.....CAD Me.....Build Meeeeeuuuurrrrre........HAY!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;O, you&amp;#39;re still here. i&amp;#39;m glad. let&amp;#39;s ride on bicycles, just a smidgen of time left.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;He&amp;#39;ll flip ya, flip ya for real.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....................&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I think, therefore I am. I think.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You don&amp;#39;t stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Joke: Why did the fisherman cross the road? For the halibut - I didn&amp;#39;t say it was good.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who&amp;#39;s your favorite little rascal?............Spanky?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Believe the Line&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;why are there so many requirements ......to keep you out&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;i&amp;#39;m the boss of you!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Get in line.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It is prohibited to prohibit.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The truth is more important than the facts.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Azimuth Angle:56&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Are you sure you&amp;#39;re making the right decision Dave?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wow...this is sooooo cool!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I drink therefore I am, I think.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;GOOO BRAVES!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;jeremy spoke in class today&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;d rather be golfing!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;drink till you drop&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some weasel tool the cork out of my lunch!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No - I dropped them on thier heads.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hey! Got any clothes on?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Waz Up!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cheers!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;d like to be paid per command, redo is DOUBLE !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;yabba dabba doo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Eat your dessert frst!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;that is what I truly want to be&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Got any clothes on?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Help, I&amp;#39;ve fallen and can&amp;#39;t get up!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;To alchohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life&amp;#39;s problems.&amp;quot; --Homer Simpson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some days you&amp;#39;re quick, but most days you&amp;#39;re speedy, Some days you use more force than is necessary..&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Damn, I need a drink.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;One tequila two tequila three tequila floor&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I need your clothes, your boots and your motor cycle&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Round the corner and to the left.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Watch out for flat heads on your way!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Please with sugar on top.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There&amp;#39;s an echo in my truck.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s a bad hair day today!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don&amp;#39;t.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am satisfied that your answer is correct - I am not, however, satisfied that your answer it right.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I haven&amp;#39;t been the same since that house fell on my sister...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What do you want?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I tend my garden and feed the chickens and the my father takes care of my lovely black and white cow, Lucera, and the mule, Pompilio&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Faster Than a Speeding Bullet&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s a bird! It&amp;#39;s a plane! No, it&amp;#39;s Super Man!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks last night - Bad Minton!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Things are now more like they&amp;#39;ve been than they&amp;#39;ve ever been before&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When Mark Shuttleworth (very rich space tourist) returns from space,everyone wear ape suits - pass it on&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t like the color of your dogs poop? Feed him crayons.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Youre sick&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m pink , therefore I&amp;#39;m Spam&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I can&amp;#39;t decide Ginger or Marianne?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I could dance with you till th cows come home.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sitting here contemplating my belly button.......&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hello van Holland!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This morning I ate your rasberries. You had been saving them. They were delicious.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Oh Baby....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hey! Didi y&amp;#39;all know they have the Internet on computers now!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You guys are sick!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I used all my sick days...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Keep you in Suspence!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Tool and die!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hi Ho Hi Ho it&amp;#39;s off to work I go with a.....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Live long and prosper&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;New York, London, Paris, Munic Everybody-Talk-about-mm-POP-Muzak&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My my, havn&amp;#39;t we got some creative posts here!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Dream of a leash-free world!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m so far behind I think I&amp;#39;m first&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I think I&amp;#39;m lost...Have you seen me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never miss an opportunity to go pee.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Every person on the planet is categorized HumanKind - Just remember to be both.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you&amp;#39;re not having any fun, what the hell are you doing here?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hey, the village called.....they&amp;#39;re missing the idiot.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On Monday morning tell your Boss &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s a good thing its Friday becuase I do not think I could work another day&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Do I Make You Want To Do CADD!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Better than taking the cork out your butt&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Beware the Badger, for he knows not sense...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If taking six steps to do simple operations is a good thing, then MicrobeStation is a wonderful CAD program!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Layoffs and business closings are a bummer-- I know. Is going back to school for a few courses an option?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you&amp;#39;ve survived the war - try to survive the peace.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I would love to go back to school, but I need the cash for the family... unemployment here I come...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Snap your tool lately?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is this a trick question?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Did you drop your kids off at the pool?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I always surf the web naked.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I got puppy dog boxers for my birthday.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yadayada&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;is is, was was, will will and I be&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ye of little faith !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I need a hug!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Groundhog ate all of my corn!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Happy Birthday to me...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Puff N&amp;#39; Stuff&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You want me to *what* for five bucks??!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I know less and less about more and more.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who&amp;#39;ll stop the rain...&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s a dog-eat-dog world, and I&amp;#39;m wearing milk bone underwear&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ummm,......... perhaps substance abuse is the culprit.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I like poetry, sunsets, walking on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ll remember that, next time I do sheet metal....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Has anybody seen my keys?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I did!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;They&amp;#39;re over here.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And always remember to have your dogs neutered.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Love me, love my dog!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Love my dog, love me.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Outside of a dog, a book is man&amp;#39;s best friend. Inside of a dog it&amp;#39;s too dark to read. --Groucho Marx&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Where have you been all my life?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Can&amp;#39;t you see me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;d rather be outside doin&amp;#39; some miles - cycling rules !!!!!!!!!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why do I find myself at the bottom of this hole holding my best shovel in my hands???&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Can I fiddle with your facets?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Echo Echo Echo oooooooo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why am I the only one who has that dream?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Men in Kansas do!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don&amp;#39;t talk, unless you can improve the silence!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The faster I go the rounder I get.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Quote from engineer to CAD operator with yet another change : &amp;quot;Thats the beauty of CAD , all you have to do to change it is to press a button&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;dogs are gods and gods are dogs&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who&amp;#39;s your friend when things get rough?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;Minton&amp;quot; the dog.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If your going to be a monkey, be a gorilla&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck. If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We are all naked under our clothes!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A Mermaid - Too much fish to eat; not enough woman to love !&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On second thought I&amp;#39;ll dance with the cows till you come home.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The press release was pathetic.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Thats what is so good about cadd standards: Theres so many to choose from.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Estar&amp;iacute;a pescando algo!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you had a tail would you wag it?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is the best MicroStation web site in the world!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Farts in the tub&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hickory Dickory Dock....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Fly fishing the Bow in the snow it doesn&amp;#39;t get any better&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;P.I.T.A. Engineers&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Well, I think I am getting laid off... that&amp;#39;s never a good thing...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Au contraire, I worked as a carpenter and a math teacher. It was very rewarding.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;So you gonna hire me?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you can drive a nail, saw straight, live near Portland, Maine and don&amp;#39;t drink too much, someone will hire you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I can do all of that, but live near Philly, PA... I hear Maine is nice this time of year...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Well, CAD guys don&amp;#39;t need to be informed...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Somebody is having a bad day.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have you ever had a dream where you&amp;#39;re dressed in sun-god robes with naked women throwing pickles at you?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. (Picasso&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How does a man take a bubble bath?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Once upon a time in the west....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;On Friday morning you tell your Subordinate &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s a good thing its Monday or you would never get all your work done&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What kind of kids like Armour Hot Dogs?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How much money you got?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I once knew a man from Nantucket...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I like fried pickles!!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Is it time to go home yet?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Too Much!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;ve been here before and I deserve a little more&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some moe than others though&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Self-dishonouring vs small-status&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;and it did it again is SMALL an illegal word&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why do they call them seagulls? Because if the flew over the bay they&amp;#39;d be called bagels...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Run through the grass&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;d rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;Look I&amp;#39;m an engineer. I don&amp;#39;t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that&amp;#39;s cool!&amp;quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Reference files are not attaching Scotty, we need less charactors!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;HA!!! I just spelled intelligent wrong! hee hee&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you are spitting while talking, maybe you should see a speach therapist&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Moe? is Larry and Curley around too?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I don&amp;#39;t need a spell checker, I know how to spell.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wow, my apple tastes funny... where has it been?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bad day- They just up and closed my company....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not drinking, but suffering from a massive hang-over...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hangovers!!! For that much at least, I&amp;#39;m glad my college and military days are well behind me!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Industry stats for CAD- Salary not high enough...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It&amp;#39;s gonna be 31C here today!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Some people just shouldn&amp;#39;t do CAD work... I am not one of them.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Save the whale. Collect &amp;#39;em all.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sea gull engineers...&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I&amp;#39;m a legend I my own mind&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry And baby I cry all the time!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How do you know when Limburger Cheese has gone bad?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I don&amp;#39;t have a car phone but I make other drivers think I do by weaving and tailgating.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CAD Development is a club&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What were the carpenters names on Green Acres?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Richard and Karen&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Air Wolf or Knight Rider?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Server Crashed... No work for me!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Heisenberg may have been here.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And may there be no moaning of the bar&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sometime the lights all shinin&amp;#39; on me, other times I can barely see....&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hello? Anyone out there?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There&amp;#39;s no dark side of the moon.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&amp;quot;The Crystal Wind is the Storm, the Storm is Data, the Data is Life.&amp;quot; - The Players Litany&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you fly by the seat of your pants - expect friction burns!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I am in shape - round is a shape!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you are Flammable and have legs, you&amp;#39;re never blocking a fire exit - Mitch Hedberg.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="padding:0;margin:0;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Best way for a design office manager  get office under control</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/products/administration/f/product-administration-forum/113895/best-way-for-a-design-office-manager-get-office-under-control</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2015 00:26:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">6dad98f5-dbc9-4c4d-a9ba-e9da8dc6aa8e:f661dbc3-7ea9-439d-b195-89fe363880b0</guid><dc:creator>Michael Reilly</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi Guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;m a fairly experienced design office manager who has taken a new role. &amp;nbsp;There are ~20 drafters using a mixture of V8i, SS2 and SS3, AutoCAD and Solid works. &amp;nbsp;All the resource files are installed locally (C:). I have seen two different license servers so far (select server). &amp;nbsp;Everyone has created there own text styles and cell libraries etc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have Bentley CAD admin training and ~12 CAD programming/ drafting experience. &amp;nbsp;I&amp;#39;m setting up a network build but experience tells me that implementing the change through instruction will be an uphill battle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve done this before but never with such a fragmented system, Would love to hear from others who have managed something similar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Any ideas on how to get notification if a user is still using their own build? &amp;nbsp;or force users to use a particular build? &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><title>Count Elements</title><link>https://communities.bentley.com/products/programming/f/developers-and-programming-forum/112615/count-elements</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2015 02:04:12 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">6dad98f5-dbc9-4c4d-a9ba-e9da8dc6aa8e:e5c17efe-034d-4e56-b739-48fef3c7c10e</guid><dc:creator>Michael Reilly</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can anyone please help with VBA code that allows a user to choose multiple elements (one by one) and then output to a msgbox the number of elements chosen?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It so seems so simple but I haven&amp;#39;t been able to do it. The elementenumeration is ok, it&amp;#39;s the choosing multiple that I&amp;#39;m struggling with.....I&amp;#39;ve been away to long and forgotten a lot apparently&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks&lt;/p&gt;
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