graffiti

         Please add your graffiti to the top of the list and read from the bottom up.         

• I might be bi-polar, but at least i'm not bi-polar
• Roses are red.  Violets are blue.  I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
• Not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory.
• I just ate 4 hamburgers
• I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
• Girl power!
• Ah yes, the ole Turbo Button... 386 i think it was. Kinda like a Fisher Price button for computers.
• BEEP BEEP BEEP This is only a TEST!
• Anyone remember the "turbo" button ??
• 你们被打败了！
• "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" is easier than "Esc+Shift+A+Space+F12+Insert+Q"
• There once was a froggie
• why "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" ?
• well you have to know these things when your a King you know
• and now for something completely different
• How do you know so much about swallows?
• I applogize - I just found the previous swallow post - daaaaang !!!
• What do you mean?  An African or European swallow?
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
• The hurrier I go, the be-hinder I get.
• Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide
• What do you call a duck that lands in a bowl of soup?...Quackers!
• A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the fireswamp. We'll never make it. Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.
• EazizForizYouToSayiz
• YizItDatDerIzsoManyMoreOrzizAzzizDanDerIzOrziz?
• You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.
• That's inconceivable.
• My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.
• Off to a good start I see.
• Duh???
• I had a soup for lunch, it had a gnat in it.
• At least you don't have to eat my wifes cooking. BARF
• Nor, my husbands!
• Hee Hee...most men are lousy cooks.
• That's not fair. Look at Emeril!
• And the Galloping Gourmet!
• And Homer Simpson!
• Doh!
• I cook well. My wife cooks better. My Dutch side says Hi.
• Man's got to know his limitations...
• Even derivatives have limits...
• When you feel limited, look up to the open sky. Just not when it's raining hard.
• Or when you're standing under a flock of sea gulls.
• Or pigeons
• Dude, where's my car?
• How nice, this has been "Sanitized for your protection."
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert Heinlein
• Is Inga a real person?
• I think that "Inga" is just a character for this website.
• Who are you kidding? Of course she's real.
• Has anyone here ever met her in real life?
• I've seen Inga -- she was with Elvis.
• I have seen Inga several times, I assure you she is real
• I am the CADD MASTER!!! You must obey me!
• No we don't
• The force is strong with this one
• Not too strong for us!
• AccuDraw... Do I need to say anything more?
• Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
• When does a hill become a mountain
• On the way up
• CAD- Computer Aided Doodling...
• My cookie has crumbeled
• My cookie was baked.
• I forgot my cookie...
• BLAH BLAH BLAH
• I'll drink you
• A nice collection for you to fiddle with
• Pick poke and pray
• Something's got to give... I hope it's not me.
• Your what hurts?
• 2000 levels-200 filters-Testing the limits!
• You cannot drink all that you think...
• Hippies are fun
• Man, I need a job....
• Je suis un gâteau de chocolat.
• I am a chocolate cake.
• And I am the cherry on top
• The faster we go, the rounder we get...
• Is anyone getting any work done?
• Africa for the next BE Conference!
• Canada for the next BE Conference!
• Austrailia for the next BE conference!
• Holland for the next one!
• Africa comes first alphabetically!!
• An Autochthonous African Aardvark Accedes Ants 8-)
• How close to the hole is port butt?
• Pork butt makes great barbecue
• "I'm a Lumberjack....."
• I am going to blow up my computer
• Red wine with fish, what's next
• Red wine with beer?
• CAD, made by hand!
• Get me away from this duck!
• I am better than awesome!
• Are you for good, or for awesome?
• I'm damed good and awesome
• Think I'll go flip hamburgers for a living.
• Yeah, we're pretty friggin cool alright.
• I suck
• Zoom in
• Santa Clause - the first true UFO...?
• The mouse police never sleeps...
• No matter where you go, there you are!
• My hovercraft is full of eels
• Awake the dream that is inside your head,please...
• You are being watched!
• Why is blue?
• Will you sing for me?
• My mother had eyes on the back of her head!!
• I really don't need to learn anymore
• Once upon a time in the West....
• What are you guys on?
• Will you sing for me?
• La laaaa lala lllllaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• if you don't you'll do
• if you do you've done
• and if you can't you won't
• Beware the eeeeevil goat of Porfell !
• hello world
• May the Force be with you.
• vote for Pedro
• Phase one in which Doris gets her oats!
• Anybody watch cricket?
• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
• XenoMorph
• How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
• What training budget?
• Dont throw sucker darts at George's monitor
• Jumbo shrimp
• Favorite oxymoron
• my head hurts............
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• I've just forgotten that I remembered that I've got Alzheimer's...don't forget to remind me next time?
• Everybody likes parfaits!
• If everyone actually paid attention there wouldn't be any conservatives.
• There wouldn't be any liberals either.
• State Worker
• Federal Employee
• ...bring me a shrubbery.
• Don't be so globalist, identify yourself !!!
• Conservative Liberal
• You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
• Oxymoron to add: Free ***.
• Well that didn't work.
• Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
• Can't never did!
• Mississippi - Gas $2.03 Gal
• Calgary - $0.89 / Liter
• Happy Mother's Day
• I love Americans
• I do all my own stunts
• I'm up to two beers on lunch.
• What's all this?
• The dog has not been fed in years...
• Next is the part where you say something really smart and perverse without falling off the back of the tailgate and spilling
• TGIF! AGAIN
• I spilled two beers on lunch
• Who's feeding the dog?!!
• I love my job!!
• TGIF
• I like reading poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
• I need the weekend now!
• Oh brain! Wherefore art thou?
• I got an XB9R with a flat tar.
• My voice and mallard ducks' quacks do not echo. No one knows why.
• Elevators smell different to midgets.
• Its still only monday :(
• nope its tuesday now!
• Happy Tuesday to all!
• HAPPY WEDNESDAY
• Hi all!
• YaHooooo!!!!!
• Howdy Y'all
• Awake the dream that is inside your head, please!
• Let the children have their way
• Eat now.
• Just another Manic Monday!
• I hate Mondays!
• I wish is was Sunday!
• Ha! I wish it was Friday!
• Oh Happy Hump Day
• I wish I knew what I was doing.
• It Is FRIDAY!!!!!
• Moo!
• It's just you.
• Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
• The boys will like it.......
• The sun is shining in Breda
• What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
• African or European Swallow?
• Then it's just a simple question of weight ratios.
• Cad, uh, Good God, what is it good for?...
• Absolutely something, say it again...
• Speed Limit 25, Unless Otherwise Posted???
• It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
• Blimey!
• Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday, Alright! Sunday...
• That just goes to prove that the Beatles had it right with "Eight Days a Week"
• The wheel is turnin' and you can't slow down...
• Midas should have used that for their brake ads
• "When you wish upon a star...", by Jiminy
• Did you know that turtles can recognize faces?
• ...but can faces recognize turtles??
• You can't let go and you can't hold on...
• You can't go back and you can't stand still....
• KISS keep it simple stupid
• "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage
• If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!
• Have u ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• Why is abbreviation such a long word?
• Speaking of why... ever noticed that most cows illustrated in children's books have horns and udders?
• I have as many snow angels in my yard as nose prints on my windows : )
• Merry Christmas
• Always look on the bright side of life!
• Life, the Universe and Everything? "42"
• Your not from a farm ... they can have both ....
• Everybody's got to be somewhere!
• I usually go to the restroom for that...
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways.
• No matter where you go .....there you are !
• I am not a player, I am the game.   -Ahyakbaba
• Rocket house
• Why do they call a building when its finshed being built?
• Why do they call it comfort room? Is it comfortable in there?
• No matter where I went, there I was.
• OK Bud, your money or your life!
• Wait a minute, I'm thinking it over...
• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
• Good morning
• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
• Let's go to Memphis in the meantime.
• Pizza time!
• I can just see it now..... you.... me....... the moon. Wear a tie so I know which one is you.
• I'M ALIVE!!!!
• Don't talk to me unless you have choculate
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• The question is..who came first...the elusive egg or the cowardly chicken?
• All your base are belong to us.
• Never take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at the same time!
• All your base are belong to us? Check your grammar dude!
• I graffiti therefore I am.....
• The non-cad guy
• To draft is to dream
• Yeah, me too.
• When the fat lady sings!
• I like waffles!!!!!!!!!
• If I stopped to think, I would not be able to start again.
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• uhhhstation!
• There is a cure!!
• There are 10 kinds of people in the world — those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
• I'm stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
• Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
• if you're always hitting the seat, it might be time to sit down!
• If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!
• Never expect anything - you'll just end up being disappointed!
• Some people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them.
• What we've got here is failure to communicate...
• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
• “The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that thought cannot think”
• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
• Hoof Hearted, Ice Melted
• Two guys walk into a bar. Third guy ducked.
• Hey Charlie, tell them what the BigMan says!
• What, No gravy???
• Who's the BigMan?
• I'm the BigMan
• And what about me?
• Are you single?
• Only in your dreams
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra
• Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• Flatline wuz here :)
• Delete Me :-)
• Dyslexics Untie!
• Some people are like Slinky's. Pretty much useless, but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
• Recipes from the Donner Party Cookbook...
• The answer is oblivious
• Everyone knows the speed of light, but what is the speed of darkness?
• Precision guesswork is our specialty
• If you don't listen, you will FEEL!
• If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off
• Winner of the 'Least Impressive Resume Highlight' contest: I Invented Formula 408
• I also invented WD-37, 38 & 39
• I invented 4-Up, 5-Up & 6-Up but then I gave-Up
• What's your favorite oxymoron?
• Happily Married
• Army Intelligence
• Head Butt
• Pretty Ugly
• Work Party
• Billy Mays
• Go ahead backup
• KU Sucks
• None of us is as dumb as all of us
• 8 bits to a byte..
• I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago
• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.
• Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.
• Hi Guys is there a cell tool that will search and list the number of certain cells in a model..??
• Yay for record gas prices!
• I'm a right brained freak in a left brained world
• "Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. "
• Say Hi to Dan. Hi Dan.
• Hi Dan.
• Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
• Were my train of thought frequently stops.
• HONK !!
• Honk if you love Inga !!
• Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
• Feel the burn.
• Honk Honk Honk
• How do you write analphabetic
• Therés no railway to wisdom. It goes step by step.
• Who was it that said alcohol is bad for your memory?
• No matter where you go, there your are!
• What did the buffalo say to his male child as he was leaving? Bison.
• NaughtySeven
• 4:13pm 2nd January
• It SHOULD work !
• Errors have been made........ Others will be blamed.
• I didn't go to work today - the voices told me to go fishing.
• Honk!
• Life is fatal
• I woz 'ere
• Is this supposed to be there?
• It doesn't take me long to get nothing done
• Horse walks into a bar, bartenter asks "why the long face".....
• Groooooaaaaaannnn
• i waz ere, yes i waz, waz i ere, cause i waz!
• It's snowing and sunny at the same time. Global warming?
• I am the father !!!!!!!!!!
• Howdy Howdy Howdy
• Zitten hier ook Limburgers op?
• Ne, maar hamburgers zijn heel erg lekker.
• Water your grass; its not greener on the other side.
• Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand-seven-hundred-and-twenty-to-one !
• Anyone can be a dad, it takes someone special to be a Poppy!
• Meow meow meow meow
• Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
• You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
• The only thing constant in life is change
• The only thing you Engineering people need to learn in life is how to leave your work at work. Flush your BlackBerry, your family misses you.
• BlackBerry: Invented by bosses to trick you into working for free.
• Never tell me the odds!
• If it's one thing I can't stand, it's the lies and the deceit! ...you know who.
• You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
• Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?
• "My dog! It's full of Rats!" - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey
• This comment is intentionally left blank.
• I thought I had a brainstorm, it was drizzle
• My favorite pictures: www.pbase.com/imorozoff
• Dr. Who rocks
• Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
• It's easier to steer a car that's moving
• The world is here to break us..... but some of us are stronger at the breaking point
• What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
• "It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." Stuart Smalley
• The world is round, we'll get there.
• Don't tell me what you are going to do. Tell me what you did.
• Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• A mediocre teacher tells. A good teacher explains. A superior teacher shows. A great teacher inspires.
• We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
• It takes a minutes to have a crush on someone, a day to like someone, a week to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
• This Graffiti page is the best part of my day!
• Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar.
• I heart graffiti
• The sun should shine at night, when it's needed more.
• That's a 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted, now I have it, I RULE!
• When everything is coming your way, make sure that you are NOT in the wrong lane.
• There ar three errors inn this sentence...
• Do you look familiar??
• Take up the cudgels!
• Architect humor....Frank Lloyd Wright walks into a bar...
• Another password forgotten {sigh} time to create a new account
• GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
• Nnobody cares about apathy
• CadPoo
• Bingo, Bingo the clowno
• Just relax, go limp, and let it happen.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Engage autodrive.
• My Name is Frisky Dingo and I use Just for Men - it works!
• I'll procrastinate later
• For sale: One set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.
• Do these blow up into funny shapes? Not unless round's funny.
• Then like in poetry, I go dot dot dot...
• I think the dots go between Medulla and Oblongata
• The DOTS are where I say they are...
• You're a Tunesmith...that's your trade
• I play cards with J.D Shellnut cheif PO-lice...Laws on my side
• Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What's this? A joke?"
• I believe I can see the future, ............because I repeat the same routine.
• ***dirty joke: a guy was walking down the street and falls into a mud puddle
• Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
• Two cells walk into a bar -- bartender says "Not here... you need File > Models > Import Models"
• Spawn Me....Think Me.....CAD Me.....Build Meeeeeuuuurrrrre........HAY!
• O, you're still here. i'm glad. let's ride on bicycles, just a smidgen of time left.
• He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.
• Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....................
• I think, therefore I am. I think.
• You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.
• Joke: Why did the fisherman cross the road? For the halibut - I didn't say it was good.
• Who's your favorite little rascal?............Spanky?
• Believe the Line
• why are there so many requirements ......to keep you out
• i'm the boss of you!
• Get in line.
• It is prohibited to prohibit.
• The truth is more important than the facts.
• Azimuth Angle:56
• Are you sure you're making the right decision Dave?
• Wow...this is sooooo cool!
• I drink therefore I am, I think.
• GOOO BRAVES!!!
• jeremy spoke in class today
• I'd rather be golfing!
• drink till you drop
• Some weasel tool the cork out of my lunch!
• No - I dropped them on thier heads.
• Hey! Got any clothes on?
• Waz Up!
• Cheers!
• I'd like to be paid per command, redo is DOUBLE !
• yabba dabba doo
• Eat your dessert frst!
• I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
• that is what I truly want to be
• Got any clothes on?
• Help, I've fallen and can't get up!
• "To alchohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson
• Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy, Some days you use more force than is necessary..
• Damn, I need a drink.
• One tequila two tequila three tequila floor
• I need your clothes, your boots and your motor cycle
• Round the corner and to the left.
• Watch out for flat heads on your way!
• Please with sugar on top.
• There's an echo in my truck.
• It's a bad hair day today!
• There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
• I am satisfied that your answer is correct - I am not, however, satisfied that your answer it right.
• I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister...
• What do you want?
• I tend my garden and feed the chickens and the my father takes care of my lovely black and white cow, Lucera, and the mule, Pompilio
• Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
• It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Man!!!
• My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks last night - Bad Minton!
• Things are now more like they've been than they've ever been before
• When Mark Shuttleworth (very rich space tourist) returns from space,everyone wear ape suits - pass it on
• Don't like the color of your dogs poop? Feed him crayons.
• Youre sick
• I'm pink , therefore I'm Spam
• I can't decide Ginger or Marianne?
• I could dance with you till th cows come home.
• Sitting here contemplating my belly button.......
• Hello van Holland!
• This morning I ate your rasberries. You had been saving them. They were delicious.
• Oh Baby....
• Hey! Didi y'all know they have the Internet on computers now!
• You guys are sick!
• I used all my sick days...
• Keep you in Suspence!
• Tool and die!!!
• Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work I go with a.....
• Live long and prosper
• New York, London, Paris, Munic Everybody-Talk-about-mm-POP-Muzak
• My my, havn't we got some creative posts here!
• Dream of a leash-free world!
• I'm so far behind I think I'm first
• I think I'm lost...Have you seen me?
• Never miss an opportunity to go pee.
• Every person on the planet is categorized HumanKind - Just remember to be both.
• If you're not having any fun, what the hell are you doing here?
• Hey, the village called.....they're missing the idiot.
• On Monday morning tell your Boss "It's a good thing its Friday becuase I do not think I could work another day"
• Do I Make You Want To Do CADD!
• Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!
• Better than taking the cork out your butt
• Beware the Badger, for he knows not sense...
• If taking six steps to do simple operations is a good thing, then MicrobeStation is a wonderful CAD program!
• Layoffs and business closings are a bummer-- I know. Is going back to school for a few courses an option?
• If you've survived the war - try to survive the peace.
• I would love to go back to school, but I need the cash for the family... unemployment here I come...
• Snap your tool lately?
• Is this a trick question?
• Did you drop your kids off at the pool?
• I always surf the web naked.
• I got puppy dog boxers for my birthday.
• Yadayada
• is is, was was, will will and I be
• Ye of little faith !
• I need a hug!
• The Groundhog ate all of my corn!
• Happy Birthday to me...
• Puff N' Stuff
• You want me to *what* for five bucks??!!!
• I know less and less about more and more.
• Who'll stop the rain..."
• It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear
• Ummm,......... perhaps substance abuse is the culprit.
• I like poetry, sunsets, walking on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
• I'll remember that, next time I do sheet metal....
• Has anybody seen my keys?
• I did!
• They're over here.
• And always remember to have your dogs neutered.
• Love me, love my dog!
• Love my dog, love me.
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
• Where have you been all my life?
• Can't you see me?
• I'd rather be outside doin' some miles - cycling rules !!!!!!!!!!
• Why do I find myself at the bottom of this hole holding my best shovel in my hands???
• Can I fiddle with your facets?
• Echo Echo Echo oooooooo
• Why am I the only one who has that dream?
• Men in Kansas do!
• Don't talk, unless you can improve the silence!!
• The faster I go the rounder I get.
• Quote from engineer to CAD operator with yet another change : "Thats the beauty of CAD , all you have to do to change it is to press a button"
• dogs are gods and gods are dogs
• Who's your friend when things get rough?
• "Minton" the dog.
• If your going to be a monkey, be a gorilla
• How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck. If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
• We are all naked under our clothes!
• A Mermaid - Too much fish to eat; not enough woman to love !
• On second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.
• The press release was pathetic.
• Thats what is so good about cadd standards: Theres so many to choose from.
• Estaría pescando algo!
• If you had a tail would you wag it?
• This is the best MicroStation web site in the world!
• Farts in the tub
• Hickory Dickory Dock....
• Fly fishing the Bow in the snow it doesn't get any better
• P.I.T.A. Engineers
• Well, I think I am getting laid off... that's never a good thing...
• Au contraire, I worked as a carpenter and a math teacher. It was very rewarding.
• So you gonna hire me?
• If you can drive a nail, saw straight, live near Portland, Maine and don't drink too much, someone will hire you.
• I can do all of that, but live near Philly, PA... I hear Maine is nice this time of year...
• Well, CAD guys don't need to be informed...
• Somebody is having a bad day.
• Have you ever had a dream where you're dressed in sun-god robes with naked women throwing pickles at you?
• I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. (Picasso
• How does a man take a bubble bath?
• Once upon a time in the west....
• On Friday morning you tell your Subordinate "It's a good thing its Monday or you would never get all your work done"
• What kind of kids like Armour Hot Dogs?
• How much money you got?
• I once knew a man from Nantucket...
• I like fried pickles!!
• Is it time to go home yet?
• Too Much!
• I've been here before and I deserve a little more
• Some moe than others though
• Self-dishonouring vs small-status
• and it did it again is SMALL an illegal word
• Why do they call them seagulls? Because if the flew over the bay they'd be called bagels...
• Run through the grass
• Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need
• I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
• "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
• Reference files are not attaching Scotty, we need less charactors!
• HA!!! I just spelled intelligent wrong! hee hee
• If you are spitting while talking, maybe you should see a speach therapist
• Moe? is Larry and Curley around too?
• I don't need a spell checker, I know how to spell.
• Wow, my apple tastes funny... where has it been?
• Bad day- They just up and closed my company....
• Not drinking, but suffering from a massive hang-over...
• Hangovers!!! For that much at least, I'm glad my college and military days are well behind me!
• Industry stats for CAD- Salary not high enough...
• It's gonna be 31C here today!
• Some people just shouldn't do CAD work... I am not one of them.
• Save the whale. Collect 'em all.
• Sea gull engineers...
• I'm a legend I my own mind
• Never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry And baby I cry all the time!
• How do you know when Limburger Cheese has gone bad?
• I don't have a car phone but I make other drivers think I do by weaving and tailgating.
• CAD Development is a club
• What were the carpenters names on Green Acres?
• Richard and Karen
• Air Wolf or Knight Rider?
• Server Crashed... No work for me!
• Heisenberg may have been here.
• And may there be no moaning of the bar
• Sometime the lights all shinin' on me, other times I can barely see....
• Hello? Anyone out there?
• There's no dark side of the moon.
• "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, the Storm is Data, the Data is Life." - The Players Litany
• If you fly by the seat of your pants - expect friction burns!
• I am in shape - round is a shape!
• If you are Flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit - Mitch Hedberg.