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    • I might be bi-polar, but at least i'm not bi-polar
    • Roses are red.  Violets are blue.  I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
    • Not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory.
    • I just ate 4 hamburgers
    • I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    • Girl power!
    • Ah yes, the ole Turbo Button... 386 i think it was. Kinda like a Fisher Price button for computers.
    • BEEP BEEP BEEP This is only a TEST!
    • Anyone remember the "turbo" button ??
    • 你们被打败了!
    • "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" is easier than "Esc+Shift+A+Space+F12+Insert+Q"
    • There once was a froggie
    • why "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" ?
    • well you have to know these things when your a King you know
    • and now for something completely different
    • How do you know so much about swallows?
    • I applogize - I just found the previous swallow post - daaaaang !!!
    • What do you mean?  An African or European swallow?
    • What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    • The hurrier I go, the be-hinder I get.
    • Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide
    • What do you call a duck that lands in a bowl of soup?...Quackers!
    • A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the fireswamp. We'll never make it. Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.
    • EazizForizYouToSayiz
    • YizItDatDerIzsoManyMoreOrzizAzzizDanDerIzOrziz?
    • You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.
    • That's inconceivable.
    • My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.
    • Off to a good start I see.
    • Duh???
    • I had a soup for lunch, it had a gnat in it.
    • At least you don't have to eat my wifes cooking. BARF
    • Nor, my husbands!
    • Hee Hee...most men are lousy cooks.
    • That's not fair. Look at Emeril!
    • And the Galloping Gourmet!
    • And Homer Simpson!
    • Doh!
    • I cook well. My wife cooks better. My Dutch side says Hi.
    • Man's got to know his limitations...
    • Even derivatives have limits...
    • When you feel limited, look up to the open sky. Just not when it's raining hard.
    • Or when you're standing under a flock of sea gulls.
    • Or pigeons
    • Dude, where's my car?
    • How nice, this has been "Sanitized for your protection."
    • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~Robert Heinlein
    • Is Inga a real person?
    • I think that "Inga" is just a character for this website.
    • Who are you kidding? Of course she's real.
    • Has anyone here ever met her in real life?
    • I've seen Inga -- she was with Elvis.
    • I have seen Inga several times, I assure you she is real
    • I am the CADD MASTER!!! You must obey me!
    • No we don't
    • The force is strong with this one
    • Not too strong for us!
    • AccuDraw... Do I need to say anything more?
    • Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
    • When does a hill become a mountain
    • On the way up
    • CAD- Computer Aided Doodling...
    • My cookie has crumbeled
    • My cookie was baked.
    • I forgot my cookie...
    • BLAH BLAH BLAH
    • I'll drink you
    • A nice collection for you to fiddle with
    • Pick poke and pray
    • Something's got to give... I hope it's not me.
    • Your what hurts?
    • 2000 levels-200 filters-Testing the limits!
    • You cannot drink all that you think...
    • Hippies are fun
    • Man, I need a job....
    • Je suis un gâteau de chocolat.
    • I am a chocolate cake.
    • And I am the cherry on top
    • The faster we go, the rounder we get...
    • Is anyone getting any work done?
    • Africa for the next BE Conference!
    • Canada for the next BE Conference!
    • Austrailia for the next BE conference!
    • Holland for the next one!
    • Africa comes first alphabetically!!
    • An Autochthonous African Aardvark Accedes Ants 8-)
    • How close to the hole is port butt?
    • Pork butt makes great barbecue
    • "I'm a Lumberjack....."
    • I am going to blow up my computer
    • Red wine with fish, what's next
    • Red wine with beer?
    • CAD, made by hand!
    • Get me away from this duck!
    • I am better than awesome!
    • Are you for good, or for awesome?
    • I'm damed good and awesome
    • Think I'll go flip hamburgers for a living.
    • Yeah, we're pretty friggin cool alright.
    • I suck
    • Zoom in
    • Santa Clause - the first true UFO...?
    • The mouse police never sleeps...
    • No matter where you go, there you are!
    • My hovercraft is full of eels
    • Awake the dream that is inside your head,please...
    • You are being watched!
    • Why is blue?
    • Will you sing for me?
    • My mother had eyes on the back of her head!!
    • I really don't need to learn anymore
    • Once upon a time in the West....
    • What are you guys on?
    • Will you sing for me?
    • La laaaa lala lllllaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    • if you don't you'll do
    • if you do you've done
    • and if you can't you won't
    • Beware the eeeeevil goat of Porfell !
    • hello world
    • May the Force be with you.
    • vote for Pedro
    • Phase one in which Doris gets her oats!
    • Anybody watch cricket?
    • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    • XenoMorph
    • How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
    • What training budget?
    • Dont throw sucker darts at George's monitor
    • Jumbo shrimp
    • Favorite oxymoron
    • my head hurts............
    • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    • I've just forgotten that I remembered that I've got Alzheimer's...don't forget to remind me next time?
    • Everybody likes parfaits!
    • If everyone actually paid attention there wouldn't be any conservatives.
    • There wouldn't be any liberals either.
    • State Worker
    • Federal Employee
    • ...bring me a shrubbery.
    • Don't be so globalist, identify yourself !!!
    • Conservative Liberal
    • You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
    • Oxymoron to add: Free ***.
    • Well that didn't work.
    • Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
    • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
    • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
    • Can't never did!
    • Mississippi - Gas $2.03 Gal
    • Calgary - $0.89 / Liter
    • Happy Mother's Day
    • I love Americans
    • I do all my own stunts
    • I'm up to two beers on lunch.
    • What's all this?
    • The dog has not been fed in years...
    • Next is the part where you say something really smart and perverse without falling off the back of the tailgate and spilling
    • TGIF! AGAIN
    • I spilled two beers on lunch
    • Who's feeding the dog?!!
    • I love my job!!
    • TGIF
    • I like reading poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
    • I need the weekend now!
    • Oh brain! Wherefore art thou?
    • I got an XB9R with a flat tar.
    • My voice and mallard ducks' quacks do not echo. No one knows why.
    • Elevators smell different to midgets.
    • Its still only monday :(
    • nope its tuesday now!
    • Happy Tuesday to all!
    • HAPPY WEDNESDAY
    • Hi all!
    • YaHooooo!!!!!
    • Howdy Y'all
    • Awake the dream that is inside your head, please!
    • Let the children have their way
    • Eat now.
    • Just another Manic Monday!
    • I hate Mondays!
    • I wish is was Sunday!
    • Ha! I wish it was Friday!
    • Oh Happy Hump Day
    • I wish I knew what I was doing.
    • It Is FRIDAY!!!!!
    • Moo!
    • It's just you.
    • Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
    • The boys will like it.......
    • The sun is shining in Breda
    • What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    • African or European Swallow?
    • Then it's just a simple question of weight ratios.
    • Cad, uh, Good God, what is it good for?...
    • Absolutely something, say it again...
    • Speed Limit 25, Unless Otherwise Posted???
    • It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
    • Blimey!
    • Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday, Alright! Sunday...
    • That just goes to prove that the Beatles had it right with "Eight Days a Week"
    • The wheel is turnin' and you can't slow down...
    • Midas should have used that for their brake ads
    • "When you wish upon a star...", by Jiminy
    • Did you know that turtles can recognize faces?
    • ...but can faces recognize turtles??
    • You can't let go and you can't hold on...
    • You can't go back and you can't stand still....
    • KISS keep it simple stupid
    • "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage
    • If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!
    • Have u ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    • Speaking of why... ever noticed that most cows illustrated in children's books have horns and udders?
    • I have as many snow angels in my yard as nose prints on my windows : )
    • Merry Christmas
    • Always look on the bright side of life!
    • Life, the Universe and Everything? "42"
    • Your not from a farm ... they can have both ....
    • Everybody's got to be somewhere!
    • I usually go to the restroom for that...
    • Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways.
    • No matter where you go .....there you are !
    • I am not a player, I am the game.   -Ahyakbaba
    • Rocket house
    • Why do they call a building when its finshed being built?
    • Why do they call it comfort room? Is it comfortable in there?
    • No matter where I went, there I was.
    • OK Bud, your money or your life!
    • Wait a minute, I'm thinking it over...
    • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
    • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
    • Good morning
    • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    • Let's go to Memphis in the meantime.
    • Pizza time!
    • I can just see it now..... you.... me....... the moon. Wear a tie so I know which one is you.
    • I'M ALIVE!!!!
    • Don't talk to me unless you have choculate
    • Who are the people in your neighborhood?
    • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
    • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    • The question is..who came first...the elusive egg or the cowardly chicken?
    • All your base are belong to us.
    • Never take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at the same time!
    • All your base are belong to us? Check your grammar dude!
    • I graffiti therefore I am.....
    • The non-cad guy
    • To draft is to dream
    • Yeah, me too.
    • When the fat lady sings!
    • I like waffles!!!!!!!!!
    • If I stopped to think, I would not be able to start again.
    • Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
    • uhhhstation!
    • There is a cure!!
    • There are 10 kinds of people in the world — those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
    • I'm stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
    • Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
    • if you're always hitting the seat, it might be time to sit down!
    • If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got!
    • Never expect anything - you'll just end up being disappointed!
    • Some people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them.
    • What we've got here is failure to communicate...
    • Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
    • “The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that thought cannot think”
    • Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
    • Hoof Hearted, Ice Melted
    • Two guys walk into a bar. Third guy ducked.
    • Hey Charlie, tell them what the BigMan says!
    • What, No gravy???
    • Who's the BigMan?
    • I'm the BigMan
    • And what about me?
    • Are you single?
    • Only in your dreams
    • A dyslexic man walks into a bra
    • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?
    • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
    • Flatline wuz here :)
    • Delete Me :-)
    • Dyslexics Untie!
    • Some people are like Slinky's. Pretty much useless, but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
    • Recipes from the Donner Party Cookbook...
    • The answer is oblivious
    • Everyone knows the speed of light, but what is the speed of darkness?
    • Precision guesswork is our specialty
    • If you don't listen, you will FEEL!
    • If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off
    • Winner of the 'Least Impressive Resume Highlight' contest: I Invented Formula 408
    • I also invented WD-37, 38 & 39
    • I invented 4-Up, 5-Up & 6-Up but then I gave-Up
    • What's your favorite oxymoron?
    • Happily Married
    • Army Intelligence
    • Head Butt
    • Pretty Ugly
    • Work Party
    • Billy Mays
    • Go ahead backup
    • KU Sucks
    • None of us is as dumb as all of us
    • 8 bits to a byte..
    • I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago
    • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    • Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.
    • Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.
    • Hi Guys is there a cell tool that will search and list the number of certain cells in a model..??
    • Yay for record gas prices!
    • I'm a right brained freak in a left brained world
    • "Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh. "
    • Say Hi to Dan. Hi Dan.
    • Hi Dan.
    • Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
    • Were my train of thought frequently stops.
    • HONK !!
    • Honk if you love Inga !!
    • Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
    • Feel the burn.
    • Honk Honk Honk
    • How do you write analphabetic
    • Therés no railway to wisdom. It goes step by step.
    • Who was it that said alcohol is bad for your memory?
    • No matter where you go, there your are!
    • What did the buffalo say to his male child as he was leaving? Bison.
    • NaughtySeven
    • 4:13pm 2nd January
    • It SHOULD work !
    • Errors have been made........ Others will be blamed.
    • I didn't go to work today - the voices told me to go fishing.
    • Honk!
    • Life is fatal
    • I woz 'ere
    • Is this supposed to be there?
    • It doesn't take me long to get nothing done
    • Horse walks into a bar, bartenter asks "why the long face".....
    • Groooooaaaaaannnn
    • i waz ere, yes i waz, waz i ere, cause i waz!
    • It's snowing and sunny at the same time. Global warming?
    • I am the father !!!!!!!!!!
    • Howdy Howdy Howdy
    • Zitten hier ook Limburgers op?
    • Ne, maar hamburgers zijn heel erg lekker.
    • Water your grass; its not greener on the other side.
    • Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand-seven-hundred-and-twenty-to-one !
    • Anyone can be a dad, it takes someone special to be a Poppy!
    • Meow meow meow meow
    • Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
    • You are unique and special, just like everyone else.
    • The only thing constant in life is change
    • The only thing you Engineering people need to learn in life is how to leave your work at work. Flush your BlackBerry, your family misses you.
    • BlackBerry: Invented by bosses to trick you into working for free.
    • Never tell me the odds!
    • If it's one thing I can't stand, it's the lies and the deceit! ...you know who.
    • You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
    • Why does the Vatican have lightning rods?
    • "My dog! It's full of Rats!" - 2001: A Dyslexic Odyssey
    • This comment is intentionally left blank.
    • I thought I had a brainstorm, it was drizzle
    • My favorite pictures: www.pbase.com/imorozoff
    • Dr. Who rocks
    • Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
    • It's easier to steer a car that's moving
    • The world is here to break us..... but some of us are stronger at the breaking point
    • What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
    • "It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." Stuart Smalley
    • The world is round, we'll get there.
    • Don't tell me what you are going to do. Tell me what you did.
    • Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    • A mediocre teacher tells. A good teacher explains. A superior teacher shows. A great teacher inspires.
    • We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
    • It takes a minutes to have a crush on someone, a day to like someone, a week to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
    • This Graffiti page is the best part of my day!
    • Two guys are walking down the street. The first guy walks into a bar.
    • I heart graffiti
    • The sun should shine at night, when it's needed more.
    • That's a 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted, now I have it, I RULE!
    • When everything is coming your way, make sure that you are NOT in the wrong lane.
    • There ar three errors inn this sentence...
    • Do you look familiar??
    • Take up the cudgels!
    • Architect humor....Frank Lloyd Wright walks into a bar...
    • Another password forgotten {sigh} time to create a new account
    • GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
    • Nnobody cares about apathy
    • CadPoo
    • Bingo, Bingo the clowno
    • Just relax, go limp, and let it happen.
    • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
    • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    • Engage autodrive.
    • My Name is Frisky Dingo and I use Just for Men - it works!
    • I'll procrastinate later
    • For sale: One set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. No longer needed. Wife knows everything.
    • Do these blow up into funny shapes? Not unless round's funny.
    • Then like in poetry, I go dot dot dot...
    • I think the dots go between Medulla and Oblongata
    • The DOTS are where I say they are...
    • You're a Tunesmith...that's your trade
    • I play cards with J.D Shellnut cheif PO-lice...Laws on my side
    • Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What's this? A joke?"
    • I believe I can see the future, ............because I repeat the same routine.
    • ***dirty joke: a guy was walking down the street and falls into a mud puddle
    • Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
    • Two cells walk into a bar -- bartender says "Not here... you need File > Models > Import Models"
    • Spawn Me....Think Me.....CAD Me.....Build Meeeeeuuuurrrrre........HAY!
    • O, you're still here. i'm glad. let's ride on bicycles, just a smidgen of time left.
    • He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.
    • Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks....................
    • I think, therefore I am. I think.
    • You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.
    • Joke: Why did the fisherman cross the road? For the halibut - I didn't say it was good.
    • Who's your favorite little rascal?............Spanky?
    • Believe the Line
    • why are there so many requirements ......to keep you out
    • i'm the boss of you!
    • Get in line.
    • It is prohibited to prohibit.
    • The truth is more important than the facts.
    • Azimuth Angle:56
    • Are you sure you're making the right decision Dave?
    • Wow...this is sooooo cool!
    • I drink therefore I am, I think.
    • GOOO BRAVES!!!
    • jeremy spoke in class today
    • I'd rather be golfing!
    • drink till you drop
    • Some weasel tool the cork out of my lunch!
    • No - I dropped them on thier heads.
    • Hey! Got any clothes on?
    • Waz Up!
    • Cheers!
    • I'd like to be paid per command, redo is DOUBLE !
    • yabba dabba doo
    • Eat your dessert frst!
    • I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
    • that is what I truly want to be
    • Got any clothes on?
    • Help, I've fallen and can't get up!
    • "To alchohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson
    • Some days you're quick, but most days you're speedy, Some days you use more force than is necessary..
    • Damn, I need a drink.
    • One tequila two tequila three tequila floor
    • I need your clothes, your boots and your motor cycle
    • Round the corner and to the left.
    • Watch out for flat heads on your way!
    • Please with sugar on top.
    • There's an echo in my truck.
    • It's a bad hair day today!
    • There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
    • I am satisfied that your answer is correct - I am not, however, satisfied that your answer it right.
    • I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister...
    • What do you want?
    • I tend my garden and feed the chickens and the my father takes care of my lovely black and white cow, Lucera, and the mule, Pompilio
    • Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
    • It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Man!!!
    • My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks last night - Bad Minton!
    • Things are now more like they've been than they've ever been before
    • When Mark Shuttleworth (very rich space tourist) returns from space,everyone wear ape suits - pass it on
    • Don't like the color of your dogs poop? Feed him crayons.
    • Youre sick
    • I'm pink , therefore I'm Spam
    • I can't decide Ginger or Marianne?
    • I could dance with you till th cows come home.
    • Sitting here contemplating my belly button.......
    • Hello van Holland!
    • This morning I ate your rasberries. You had been saving them. They were delicious.
    • Oh Baby....
    • Hey! Didi y'all know they have the Internet on computers now!
    • You guys are sick!
    • I used all my sick days...
    • Keep you in Suspence!
    • Tool and die!!!
    • Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work I go with a.....
    • Live long and prosper
    • New York, London, Paris, Munic Everybody-Talk-about-mm-POP-Muzak
    • My my, havn't we got some creative posts here!
    • Dream of a leash-free world!
    • I'm so far behind I think I'm first
    • I think I'm lost...Have you seen me?
    • Never miss an opportunity to go pee.
    • Every person on the planet is categorized HumanKind - Just remember to be both.
    • If you're not having any fun, what the hell are you doing here?
    • Hey, the village called.....they're missing the idiot.
    • On Monday morning tell your Boss "It's a good thing its Friday becuase I do not think I could work another day"
    • Do I Make You Want To Do CADD!
    • Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!
    • Better than taking the cork out your butt
    • Beware the Badger, for he knows not sense...
    • If taking six steps to do simple operations is a good thing, then MicrobeStation is a wonderful CAD program!
    • Layoffs and business closings are a bummer-- I know. Is going back to school for a few courses an option?
    • If you've survived the war - try to survive the peace.
    • I would love to go back to school, but I need the cash for the family... unemployment here I come...
    • Snap your tool lately?
    • Is this a trick question?
    • Did you drop your kids off at the pool?
    • I always surf the web naked.
    • I got puppy dog boxers for my birthday.
    • Yadayada
    • is is, was was, will will and I be
    • Ye of little faith !
    • I need a hug!
    • The Groundhog ate all of my corn!
    • Happy Birthday to me...
    • Puff N' Stuff
    • You want me to *what* for five bucks??!!!
    • I know less and less about more and more.
    • Who'll stop the rain..."
    • It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear
    • Ummm,......... perhaps substance abuse is the culprit.
    • I like poetry, sunsets, walking on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
    • I'll remember that, next time I do sheet metal....
    • Has anybody seen my keys?
    • I did!
    • They're over here.
    • And always remember to have your dogs neutered.
    • Love me, love my dog!
    • Love my dog, love me.
    • Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
    • Where have you been all my life?
    • Can't you see me?
    • I'd rather be outside doin' some miles - cycling rules !!!!!!!!!!
    • Why do I find myself at the bottom of this hole holding my best shovel in my hands???
    • Can I fiddle with your facets?
    • Echo Echo Echo oooooooo
    • Why am I the only one who has that dream?
    • Men in Kansas do!
    • Don't talk, unless you can improve the silence!!
    • The faster I go the rounder I get.
    • Quote from engineer to CAD operator with yet another change : "Thats the beauty of CAD , all you have to do to change it is to press a button"
    • dogs are gods and gods are dogs
    • Who's your friend when things get rough?
    • "Minton" the dog.
    • If your going to be a monkey, be a gorilla
    • How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck. If a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
    • We are all naked under our clothes!
    • A Mermaid - Too much fish to eat; not enough woman to love !
    • On second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.
    • The press release was pathetic.
    • Thats what is so good about cadd standards: Theres so many to choose from.
    • Estaría pescando algo!
    • If you had a tail would you wag it?
    • This is the best MicroStation web site in the world!
    • Farts in the tub
    • Hickory Dickory Dock....
    • Fly fishing the Bow in the snow it doesn't get any better
    • P.I.T.A. Engineers
    • Well, I think I am getting laid off... that's never a good thing...
    • Au contraire, I worked as a carpenter and a math teacher. It was very rewarding.
    • So you gonna hire me?
    • If you can drive a nail, saw straight, live near Portland, Maine and don't drink too much, someone will hire you.
    • I can do all of that, but live near Philly, PA... I hear Maine is nice this time of year...
    • Well, CAD guys don't need to be informed...
    • Somebody is having a bad day.
    • Have you ever had a dream where you're dressed in sun-god robes with naked women throwing pickles at you?
    • I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. (Picasso
    • How does a man take a bubble bath?
    • Once upon a time in the west....
    • On Friday morning you tell your Subordinate "It's a good thing its Monday or you would never get all your work done"
    • What kind of kids like Armour Hot Dogs?
    • How much money you got?
    • I once knew a man from Nantucket...
    • I like fried pickles!!
    • Is it time to go home yet?
    • Too Much!
    • I've been here before and I deserve a little more
    • Some moe than others though
    • Self-dishonouring vs small-status
    • and it did it again is SMALL an illegal word
    • Why do they call them seagulls? Because if the flew over the bay they'd be called bagels...
    • Run through the grass
    • Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need
    • I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance
    • "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
    • Reference files are not attaching Scotty, we need less charactors!
    • HA!!! I just spelled intelligent wrong! hee hee
    • If you are spitting while talking, maybe you should see a speach therapist
    • Moe? is Larry and Curley around too?
    • I don't need a spell checker, I know how to spell.
    • Wow, my apple tastes funny... where has it been?
    • Bad day- They just up and closed my company....
    • Not drinking, but suffering from a massive hang-over...
    • Hangovers!!! For that much at least, I'm glad my college and military days are well behind me!
    • Industry stats for CAD- Salary not high enough...
    • It's gonna be 31C here today!
    • Some people just shouldn't do CAD work... I am not one of them.
    • Save the whale. Collect 'em all.
    • Sea gull engineers...
    • I'm a legend I my own mind
    • Never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry And baby I cry all the time!
    • How do you know when Limburger Cheese has gone bad?
    • I don't have a car phone but I make other drivers think I do by weaving and tailgating.
    • CAD Development is a club
    • What were the carpenters names on Green Acres?
    • Richard and Karen
    • Air Wolf or Knight Rider?
    • Server Crashed... No work for me!
    • Heisenberg may have been here.
    • And may there be no moaning of the bar
    • Sometime the lights all shinin' on me, other times I can barely see....
    • Hello? Anyone out there?
    • There's no dark side of the moon.
    • "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, the Storm is Data, the Data is Life." - The Players Litany
    • If you fly by the seat of your pants - expect friction burns!
    • I am in shape - round is a shape!
    • If you are Flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit - Mitch Hedberg.

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